[SML] New product announcement

Stephen Litterst litterst.stagecraft at gmail.com
Wed Apr 1 17:04:49 UTC 2015


I was just thinking that Jerry could never do an April Fool's product 
because we're so used to him being able to engineer *anything.*

Steve L.

On 4/1/15 1:02 PM, Jerry Durand via Stagecraft wrote:
> After years of development in conjunction with CERN we're ready to
> release the WormWay.  It's a wiring raceway that solves the problem of
> routing wires through difficult areas and it's easy to add more wires in
> the future.  Available in a range of sizes and any length you wish.
> Protects wires from all hazards while they are inside.
>
> How it works:  Your wires begin their journey with a standard connection
> to an electrical enclosure, then they enter the wormhole only to
> reappear at the other matched wormhole that is connected to the far
> electrical enclosure.  It's actually a very simple device.
>
> warnings:
> be sure to plug both ends with the supplied putty so the vacuum gnats
> don't find their way into your reality, they're really annoying.
>
> be careful to not drop one wormhole into a lake, you could flood the
> building at the other end.
>
> not responsible for stray black holes that may be packaged with the
> wormholes.
>
> --
> Jerry Durand, Durand Interstellar, Inc.www.interstellar.com
> tel: +1 408 356-3886, USA toll free: 1 866 356-3886
> Skype:  jerrydurand
>
>
>
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Stephen Litterst            Technical Operations Supervisor
litterst at udel.edu           Mitchell Hall
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