[SML] humor

[Nigel Worsley]

On 8 June 2018 at 15:25, Don Taco via Stagecraft
<stagecraft at theatrical.net> wrote:
> If it goes away after some length of time, it's not glitter. Is there a
> reliable chemical test for checking to see if something is fairy dust vs
> glitter?

No, the two are identical in every possible way to anyone but a highly
trained professional except for one thing: The tester needs to say 'I
don't believe in fairy dust' and if it is the real thing then it will
immediately cease to exist and all of the sonic benefits will be lost.
This is, of course, a terrible waste of a very rare and expensive
substance.

Nigel Worsley