[SML] The Lottery

[Dale Farmer]

I buy a ticket when I cash in my empty soda cans for the deposits.

Dale

On 10/21/2022 10:08 AM, Dan Sheehan via Stagecraft wrote:
> I buy a ticket once  a year.
> On April 15.
> 
> On Fri, Oct 21, 2022 at 8:19 AM Paul Guncheon via Stagecraft 
> <stagecraft at theatrical.net <mailto:stagecraft at theatrical.net>> wrote:
> 
>     <<(still have not figured out how to win the lottery without playing)>>
> 
>     I have heard two things about the odds when playing the lottery:
> 
>     1. The odds of winning the Powerball are the same as if you are
>     trying to find your treasured putty knife. You are told it is in a
>     closet. You then get dropped off in Chicago and are allowed to open
>     exactly one closet door.
> 
>     2. Your odds are the same whether you play it or not.
> 
>     I have never played and, true to prediction, I have not won... yet.
>     However, hope springs infernal.
> 
>     -Paul 1
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