<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">I have been collecting Jokes and Stories for techies for years now.  Not everyone fits your format, but I have been looking for a way to share these with others.  Attached are copies<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif"></span> of what I have ready at this time, ENJOY.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif">Joe</div><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtVFlZb3cycTMyVkxUcjYzV0VzbU1BQmFRZTFZ/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;text-decoration:none;padding:1px 0px;border:none;width:100%"><img style="vertical-align: bottom; border: none;" src="https://drive-thirdparty.googleusercontent.com/16/type/application/pdf"> <span dir="ltr" style="color:#15c;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:bottom">You Have been a Techie too long,if..pdf</span></a></div><br><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtcWpfWGpsQVNzeFNVRTdRdEJJUU1oVlA4VlpR/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;text-decoration:none;padding:1px 0px;border:none;width:100%"><img style="vertical-align: bottom; border: none;" src="https://drive-thirdparty.googleusercontent.com/16/type/application/pdf"> <span dir="ltr" style="color:#15c;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:bottom">Techie "100" Codes of sayings.pdf</span></a></div><br><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtY2wzMUYyS2NqZEdQRjhVcnVtRENVU3dLUFNZ/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;text-decoration:none;padding:1px 0px;border:none;width:100%"><img style="vertical-align: bottom; border: none;" src="https://drive-thirdparty.googleusercontent.com/16/type/application/pdf"> <span dir="ltr" style="color:#15c;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:bottom">Quick Prayers and Mottos.pdf</span></a></div><br><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtZmFXQ1NiQk5vMXVXbkxZRlNyejFUS0JYc0Rz/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;text-decoration:none;padding:1px 0px;border:none;width:100%"><img style="vertical-align: bottom; border: none;" src="https://drive-thirdparty.googleusercontent.com/16/type/application/pdf"> <span dir="ltr" style="color:#15c;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:bottom">25 ways to abuse your power.pdf</span></a></div><br><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtNTJxVDRPX21Yc2tTb1dQeVpHVUFsVURKdWlj/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;text-decoration:none;padding:1px 0px;border:none;width:100%"><img style="vertical-align: bottom; border: none;" src="https://drive-thirdparty.googleusercontent.com/16/type/application/pdf"> <span dir="ltr" style="color:#15c;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:bottom">Things not to ask in Techs.pdf</span></a></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small"><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif"></span><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif"></span></div><br><div class="gmail_chip gmail_drive_chip" style="width:396px;height:18px;max-height:18px;background-color:#f5f5f5;padding:5px;color:#222;font-family:arial;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;font-size:13px;border:1px solid #ddd;line-height:1"><a href="https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/1kbG2FYAQQxMiniYwj7tJcOmxoc38GOdi/view?usp=drive_web" target="_blank" style="display:inline-block;overflow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<font face="Verdana, Helvetica, Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt">Love tech theatre puns.  Here’s a few of my favs.<br>
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“The dimmers won’t dim smoothly.  The followspots aren’t very bright.  The battens aren’t level.  The Costume Shop says they’re out of trim.”<br>
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“What do you call a rigger who can’t combine multiple lines into one?  Clew-less.”<br>
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Many years ago in college, long before Makita screwguns, my professor in his most southern drawl asks the innocent co-ed, “What you fixin’ to do with that Yankee, Miss Margaret?”<br>
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“The TD said to cover the flats with muslim.  Should we pray to Allah?”<br>
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</font></span><font face="Eurostile"><span style="font-size:7.5pt">Visit my website at <a href="http://www.derekleffew.com/" target="_blank">http://www.derekleffew.com/</a> and read my blog.  Fun for all ages!</span></font></font><font face="Verdana, Helvetica, Arial"><span style="font-size:12pt"><br>
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