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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'>Both phrases made appearances in my world recently…<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'>The other LD on a project is black and we actually had a good laugh over “hanging the blacks” in a stadium.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'>While on a site survey I referenced “breasting a pipe back” to our venue rep., who is female, had never heard the phrase, and was somewhat surprised to hear it.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'>What a world…<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'>- CAD<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0066FF'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> Stagecraft [mailto:stagecraft-bounces@theatrical.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Bill Sapsis via Stagecraft<br><b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, September 04, 2019 9:06 AM<br><b>To:</b> Stagecraft Mailing List<br><b>Cc:</b> Bill Sapsis<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [SML] Old joke request<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>You had to go there, didn’t you? </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Segoe UI Symbol","sans-serif"'>😊</span><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Bill <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'><a href="mailto:bill@sapsis-rigging.com"><span style='color:#0563C1'>bill@sapsis-rigging.com</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'><a href="http://sapsis-rigging.com"><span style='color:#0563C1'>http://sapsis-rigging.com</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>+1.267.278.4561 mobile </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div id="__MailbirdStyleContent"><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'> Breasting pipes is fun but measuring by RCH increments is frowned upon these days. <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p 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Book","sans-serif";color:#7030A0'>www.EvokeCollaborative.com</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Franklin Gothic Book","sans-serif";color:#7030A0'>www.HGLightingDesign.com</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Franklin Gothic Book","sans-serif";color:#7030A0'>1460 Broadway fifth floor NY,NY 10036</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Franklin Gothic Book","sans-serif";color:#7030A0'>917.797.3624</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Franklin Gothic Book","sans-serif";color:#7030A0'>“To the scores of silent alchemists who wreak their joy in darkness and in light, bringing magic to life, we bow most humbly” -CDS</span><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><blockquote style='border:none;border-left:solid windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in 0in 0in 8.0pt;margin-left:0in;margin-top:15.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><p style='mso-margin-top-alt:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#AAAAAA'>On 9/4/2019 2:47:01 AM, Philip Kruger via Stagecraft <stagecraft@theatrical.net> wrote:<o:p></o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'>Hi Everyone <o:p></o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'>I hope someone here (with a better memory than mine) can help me.<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'>Some years ago there was a joke going round about an SM/Production Manager discussing work to be done and one said “We must hang the blacks…”<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'>I need the full joke to show some students that there is a difference between “normal” English and “Theatre” English.<o:p></o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>Any similar jokes/stories will also be highly appreciated.<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>Answers to the list or directly to me please.<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>Best regards<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><br>Philip<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><br><img border=0 width=32 height=32 id="_x0036_D7E1FB3-CE5D-4FF4-8B12-8A1FA59A4424" src="cid:1FED5D4F-6EA4-43AD-9950-116F6532E814@home.gateway" alt="cid:1FED5D4F-6EA4-43AD-9950-116F6532E814@home.gateway"></span></i><span class=apple-style-span><span style='font-size:7.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><br>cell +27 83 310-6987</span></i><o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>fax +27 86 666-7956</span></i><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black'> <br></span></i><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><a href="mailto:philip@pkctech.co.za">philip@pkctech.co.za</a></span></i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><a href="http://www.pkctech.co.za">www.pkctech.co.za</a></span></i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>twitter @Philip_Kruger</span></i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>skype philipkruger2000</span></i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><i><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black'>blog <a 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