[SML] Old joke request

[Derek Leffew]

Love tech theatre puns.  Here¹s a few of my favs.

³The dimmers won¹t dim smoothly.  The followspots aren¹t very bright.  The
battens aren¹t level.  The Costume Shop says they¹re out of trim.²

³What do you call a rigger who can¹t combine multiple lines into one?
Clew-less.²

Many years ago in college, long before Makita screwguns, my professor in his
most southern drawl asks the innocent co-ed, ³What you fixin¹ to do with
that Yankee, Miss Margaret?²

³The TD said to cover the flats with muslim.  Should we pray to Allah?²
 
 
 
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