[SML] Old joke request

[Pietrie, Joe]

I have been collecting Jokes and Stories for techies for years now.  Not
everyone fits your format, but I have been looking for a way to share these
with others.  Attached are copies of what I have ready at this time, ENJOY.
Joe
 You Have been a Techie too long,if..pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtVFlZb3cycTMyVkxUcjYzV0VzbU1BQmFRZTFZ/view?usp=drive_web>

 Techie "100" Codes of sayings.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtcWpfWGpsQVNzeFNVRTdRdEJJUU1oVlA4VlpR/view?usp=drive_web>

 Quick Prayers and Mottos.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtY2wzMUYyS2NqZEdQRjhVcnVtRENVU3dLUFNZ/view?usp=drive_web>

 25 ways to abuse your power.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtZmFXQ1NiQk5vMXVXbkxZRlNyejFUS0JYc0Rz/view?usp=drive_web>

 Things not to ask in Techs.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtNTJxVDRPX21Yc2tTb1dQeVpHVUFsVURKdWlj/view?usp=drive_web>

 You know you workToo Long in non proffit theatr...
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/1kbG2FYAQQxMiniYwj7tJcOmxoc38GOdi/view?usp=drive_web>

 25 Statements Made During Tech Week.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtY2k4OEZhVHJBNWtuUU5XRDJlRkwxWTA0clpJ/view?usp=drive_web>

 Techies Keeping the faith.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtWF9fWHNhb0VHNjNTUUd1RGtSY0xTaWZ4dkNr/view?usp=drive_web>

 You Might Be a tech nerd.....pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtN3QtdkszQWowdkJJbFZUY0plRGtJVlJEbUpB/view?usp=drive_web>

 The Techie Gospel.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtXzBMQTlzWmdXTDVuWGpLWklSUmp1ODVSUXZr/view?usp=drive_web>

 Techie Niche.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtVE1nSTlKM0lpdkJ6QXZJNDRzcWxTMnBzcW1Z/view?usp=drive_web>

 Not My Fault of techies.pdf
<https://drive.google.com/a/d303.org/file/d/0BxjnualuSuJtSTJUS180M0p4MkF1bHRwVF9PV3Y0cGtVdk9Z/view?usp=drive_web>


Joseph Pietrie

  Auditorium Manager

  St. Charles North High School

  255 Red Gate Road, St. Charles, IL 60175



St. Charles CUSD 303 <http://district.d303.org/>

Office, 331-228-6355

Cell, 630-918-1035

<https://www.facebook.com/St-Charles-North-High-School-629443583801854/>
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On Wed, Sep 4, 2019 at 4:06 PM Derek Leffew via Stagecraft <
stagecraft at theatrical.net> wrote:

> Love tech theatre puns.  Here’s a few of my favs.
>
> “The dimmers won’t dim smoothly.  The followspots aren’t very bright.  The
> battens aren’t level.  The Costume Shop says they’re out of trim.”
>
> “What do you call a rigger who can’t combine multiple lines into one?
> Clew-less.”
>
> Many years ago in college, long before Makita screwguns, my professor in
> his most southern drawl asks the innocent co-ed, “What you fixin’ to do
> with that Yankee, Miss Margaret?”
>
> “The TD said to cover the flats with muslim.  Should we pray to Allah?”
>
>
>
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> for all ages!
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