[SML] Old joke request

[David Fox]

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And I am with 100% June on this one. "Funny-so-they-aren't-really-racist" jokes aren't cringeworthily reminders of those silly times past. They are a reminder that people use humor to hide hate.
Truth be told, they weren't funny then either.

IMHO.... LET. THEM. DIE.

But in the spirit of the thread...

Your family: Hey, do you have any tape?
You: You are going to have to be more specific.

One night over drinks, a lighting designer and a sound designer were discussing the relative importance of their roles in theatre. After many points back and forth, the LD said "well, all I know is that in the beginning, g*d said "let there be light!". 
"Woah, woah, woah!" says the sound designer, "Did you want to hear them?"

An actor walks into a bar.... "Hey, can you put some glowtape on this?"

How many stage managers does it take to change a- "Done!"

There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.

Two men were talking. 
The first "I went to the theatre last night but had to leave after Act I."
The Second: "Why was that?" 
The first: "Well, the program said 'Act II - one year later', and I couldn't wait."

Why do people say Break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

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